This is hilarious, via the Politico:
It is not, however, literally true that nobody loves Romney. His trademark traits of calculation and moderation may not attract Sarah Palin-esque legions of screaming fans, but after a determined search, POLITICO was able to locate a half-dozen Republicans who won’t settle for Romney: They’ll vote for him passionately.
After scouring the countryside in a "determined search" for those legions of passionate, dyed-in-the-wool Romney supporters the Republican Establishment assures us exist, Politico found…six. To be honest, I’m surprised they found that many. Maybe they should have searched on K Street. Go figure.
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