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Obamacare Thus Far





Obamacare

ObamaListen

It’s the law, guys.

October 1st arrived and the Obamacare website went live:

JonStewartFangirling

OhMyActualGawd!

 The Administration crowed that many would rush to sign up

gerbilstampede

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

 

That it would be easy to enroll and plans would be cheap

Unicorns

We want to. We really, really want to.

 

Three weeks in and how has it gone so far, kids?

MyCousinVinnyBullshit

Yikes.

First, hardly anyone could get through the first levels of enrollment

NintendoFail

Huh…my player keeps dying

Those who did get through hit a wall of confused "Navigators"

CatCallCenter

 No one knows I’m a cat…

 

I’m being generous. They ran right into a wall of sass mouthing, don’t give a smack, unhelpful goobers

 

 

 

bewildered

You and me both, kiddo.

The plans are actually not very cheap. Some are more than double the quoted estimate.

3Seriously

This is not what the President and that other Old President said would happen

 

So, the roll out isn’t going so well and the President gave a speech to say it’s just "glitches," they’ll sort it out soon

HouseofCardsPleaseBitch

Mkay, sure.

Whereupon every programmer who looked at the Obamacare code replied

ohmylord

They didn’t say anything. They just laughed maniacally. Some cried.

Some, like Joan Walsh, are pretty upset at folks for not having faith in the "system."

JudgingYou

And by that I mean "Obama." Unfaithful mud eaters.

But even the most aggressive Water Boys realize this Obamacare roll out has been quite a face plant

FaceInButt

 Smells like failure, too.

While the Administration figures out who to blame for this expensive, epic fail of a website

BlueCrowd

Oh, they’ll find one.

 

Those poor souls who were promised easily accessible and cheap healthcare

good-luck

By March 31, or you’re all criminals

And those who just had their wallets raided and/or insurance dropped

GrossNo

 OhMyActualGawd!

Look on the bright side:

TequilaFriends

 Alcohol is still legal

 

oh_well

 

 



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  • travelingon

    Made my morning (I had not seen that baseball clip before) and then there are the cats!

  • section9

    Why doesn’t Palin cross post your stuff to her Facebook page, Michelle?
    This is an EPIC beatdown. It’s New Media in its finest form. This is the kind of thing that should go viral. The picture of the Cat Navigators is Alinsky’s Rule #5 in its purest form.
    Well done, Michelle!

    • hope4palins

      I totally agree. This should be out there everywhere, it is absolutely epic.

    • mich mccormick

      Heh, thanks, no need, really, besides, that’s what the "share" button is for.

  • JRD1

    A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Thank you. I couldn’t stop laughing! Very nicely done.

  • Firelight

    Oh this is soooo good!! I’m laughing so hard my sides hurt!! Ha…ha…ha…ha… John Stewart’s jazz hands (oh.my.actual.gawd) LMAO!!

    • mich mccormick

      I unabashedly stole that line from Dawn French of ‘French and Saunders.’ I have a lady crush on both of them and their brilliance.

  • Emily Baxter

    I laughed. I cried. Michelle came. She conquered.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the power of cats and GIFs!

    • mich mccormick

      Thanks to the internet, we have now found the true purpose of those awful creatures: Gifs

  • http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/ kcnut

    lol awesome!

  • toughluck2

    ‘They just laughed maniacally, some just cried’ hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

  • Lemuel Vargas

    Those are nice GIFs, Michelle. It is hilarious and had a good guffaw about it. ROLFMAO…

  • John_Frank

    Excellent! Thank you Michelle for the great laugh.

  • ConservativeCanadian

    This is, like, totally tubular, Man. (Sorry, the radio station here has been doing 1980s flashbacks lately.)

  • RomanBarbarian

    PERFECT! In every single step!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

    • MaMcGriz

      Hilarious lampoooooon!

      Good to see you, RB!

      • RomanBarbarian

        MaMc! How are you, dear friend!

        • MaMcGriz

          I’m grizzly-good, you barbaric Roman!

          How be you?

          You’ve been a mite scarce lately and I hope all is well with you.

          • RomanBarbarian

            :) Happy to hear that!

            I got stuck on Facebook, MaMc, and it looks like my hours in the day shrank dramatically… work, family, pets and all the rest… I miss y’all, but I seem not to manage my time properly anymore! I will be coming here more often, though! This is a family!!!

  • MaMcGriz

    …..but the last one’s kinda scary…..

    • socon

      The baseball player’s face-plant into the guy’s behind was pretty scary, too. lol

      • MaMcGriz

        owiezowie!

  • indemind

    Thanks Mich…. I needed that…You made my day…. LMAO…. *_*

  • Joe Durnavich

    I still can’t wrap my mind around Obama’s business plan. "Hey, here is how we increase our sales and get more money in the pool: Let’s just up and cancel 85% of our customers’ existing policies, at least 16 million in total, and then send them to a website to re-purchase that insurance, but this time with policies that are far more expensive."

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