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Obamacare Thus Far





Obamacare

ObamaListen

It’s the law, guys.

October 1st arrived and the Obamacare website went live:

JonStewartFangirling

OhMyActualGawd!

 The Administration crowed that many would rush to sign up

gerbilstampede

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

 

That it would be easy to enroll and plans would be cheap

Unicorns

We want to. We really, really want to.

 

Three weeks in and how has it gone so far, kids?

MyCousinVinnyBullshit

Yikes.

First, hardly anyone could get through the first levels of enrollment

NintendoFail

Huh…my player keeps dying

Those who did get through hit a wall of confused "Navigators"

CatCallCenter

 No one knows I’m a cat…

 

I’m being generous. They ran right into a wall of sass mouthing, don’t give a smack, unhelpful goobers

 

 

 

bewildered

You and me both, kiddo.

The plans are actually not very cheap. Some are more than double the quoted estimate.

3Seriously

This is not what the President and that other Old President said would happen

 

So, the roll out isn’t going so well and the President gave a speech to say it’s just "glitches," they’ll sort it out soon

HouseofCardsPleaseBitch

Mkay, sure.

Whereupon every programmer who looked at the Obamacare code replied

ohmylord

They didn’t say anything. They just laughed maniacally. Some cried.

Some, like Joan Walsh, are pretty upset at folks for not having faith in the "system."

JudgingYou

And by that I mean "Obama." Unfaithful mud eaters.

But even the most aggressive Water Boys realize this Obamacare roll out has been quite a face plant

FaceInButt

 Smells like failure, too.

While the Administration figures out who to blame for this expensive, epic fail of a website

BlueCrowd

Oh, they’ll find one.

 

Those poor souls who were promised easily accessible and cheap healthcare

good-luck

By March 31, or you’re all criminals

And those who just had their wallets raided and/or insurance dropped

GrossNo

 OhMyActualGawd!

Look on the bright side:

TequilaFriends

 Alcohol is still legal

 

oh_well

 

 



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