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One Park, Two Parks, Yellow Park, Blue Park

*taps microphone*

Yes, *coughs* hello, I’d like to express my frustration with the Government Shutdown in the form of a poem.

Following Sen. Ted Cruz’s lead, I’ve set my poem to the tune of another Dr. Seuss classic, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.


One park, Two parks, Yellow Park, Blue Park


Deep park, Wet park, Old park, New park


Some have many tourists, others have few, some tourists are old and some tourists are new

Photo credit: @bennyjohnson


Some are sad and some are bad. But most are very, very mad

Photo credit: @GabrielTompkins


Why are they sad, bad and mad? I don’t know. Go ask your DAD

Photo credit: @myhlee


Some throw cones and some jump fences. If they get caught they incur expenses

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Photo credit: @NoelleBruno


Barricades here, barricades there, Barrycades, Barrycades everywhere

Photo credit: @dc_reporter


They stop those who like to run. They stop those who once fought The Imperial Sun.


Oh me. How silly!

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Photo credit: @Heath_hatfield


Oh my. How silly!

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Photo credit: @RStickleyGlobal


What a lot of things to close so willy nilly

Let’s Move website


Amber Alert website

amber alert

Photo credit: Twitchy


Some blame 2 guys and some blame a bore


Photo credit: J. Scott Applewhite/AP

Barack Obama

Photo credit: AP


Some blame one party but some think it’s more

Photo credit: Steve Deace

Who do we tar?   None can say

But I bet many would like to send them away


We see politicians come  

We see politicians go  

Some are mean 

And some are low

Some are odd

But some of them “grow

They don’t seem to like each other

You wish to know why?  

Go ask this mother

Thank you. Coffee brewed til 10pm. Please tip your waitresses. Their hours have been cut. Happy Barrycade jumping, all!


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  • Lennart Bilén

    They march to the National Mall
    Illegals are heeding the call
    While the Vets are locked out
    Aliens gather and shout
    Pelosi is praising their gall.

  • Lennart Bilén

    They march to the National Mall
    Illegals are heeding the call
    While the Vets are locked out
    Aliens gather and shout
    Pelosi is praising their gall.

  • MJUdall

    Hilarious! Well done!

  • hope4palins

    "Go ask this Mother" ROFLMHO. Michelle, don’t ever go away, you are PRICELESS. You are a master not only in your selection of pictures and words, but in that particular case, of what to leave unsaid so that we can "fill in the blanks" ourselves. When I "filled in the blank" on that last one, I had to wait until the laughing fit subsided enough to allow me to type. God bless you for making my morning better.

  • travelingon

    Good job, good job! I’m happy to say, good job! Thanks for bringing all these finely tuned pictures, especially, the "king obama"- LMBO

  • ZH100

    Excellent!! Thank you, Michelle

  • palin45potus

    Classic Tex-Mex comedy!

  • John_Frank

    Well done Michelle! Thank you.

  • conservativemama

    Fabulous. Simply fabulous.

  • section9

    Thanks Michelle! Always a treat when you post.
    More cats, please!

  • Bean Counter

    Firing a confetti cannon…

  • misterlogic0013

    nice .. Sarah tops them all.

  • UnhyphenatedAmericanVet

    MM your a hoot, and you got a great shout out from Sarah to boot!

    • Pip4Palin

      Good one, LOL!

  • blueniner

    Excellent Michelle very clever and, oh so true!

  • iizthatiiz

    nice Michelle !
    Well done

  • senator20526

    Very nice Tex-Mex

  • isabel matos

    Awesome post Michelle! Congratulations!

  • indemind

    Thanks Mich…. I Love It!

    SarahAmerica- "Here’s to liberty!"

  • MarkRNY

    Our MM gets a Cuda shout out! Well deserved.

    I didn’t even see this with all that’s been going on!

    Great post O-MM.

  • 4MeNoRinos

    Very well done !

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